Tomorrow night, the 20th season of South Park launches on Comedy Central. This is somewhat incredible for those of us who have been watching Eric, Kenny, Kyle and Stan and the rest of the mountain-bound gang since they first tottered across our tube TVs back in 1997, but here we are.
To celebrate, the ever-inventive folks pulling the South Park creative levers have given us a new toy to warm up with while we wait for that milestone episode to drop: an avatar creator that allows you to build a custom character to drop onto your social media pages.
First, you pick your body, then your eyes, ear and hair. And then things get interesting. Want to gear up with a grappling hook, a battle axe and a pair of fairy wings? Go for it, then drop yourself in a classic South Park setting and see what goes down.
Me? I decided to rock my same spikey real-life haircut, then roll with a South Park jersey and a goblet to toast the 20th. I dropped my doppelganger in front of the panoramic town view to make sure I didn’t miss anything. The jet pack? Man, you just never know when you might need a jet pack, and you’ll be damn glad you have it when the time comes.